Otoolege– A 28-year-old Nima man, was arrested and booked on charges of first-degree murder after his girlfriend was found dead in their home over the weekend. According to reports, neighbors called the police after they heard shouting from Otoolege’s residents.
Upon their arrival, they found 26-year-old Adwoa unresponsive on the kitchen floor. Otoolege immediately confessed to police that he killed his girlfriend, but the reason stunned investigators. “I have never heard such an insane reason for committing such a vicious act,” said Lieut. Koo Nimo of the Ashaiman Police Department. “According to Otoolege’s confession, he complained that Adwoa would not make eye contact with him when he was trying to have a conversation with her.
“I mean, have you seen this guy’s eyes? I don’t mean to be rude, but nobody would know which way he was looking or which eye to make contact with. It’s just a real shame.”
Kwadwo Sheldon for KurdleSatireNews